the-absolute-funniest-posts:

vegansanfrancishet:
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.


n4ut:

N4UT’S FIRST GIVEAWAY!

FIRST PLACE:

  • $30 on my Etsy [excludes shipping!]
  • $50 in commissions
  • Custom horns*
  • Custom troll tee

SECOND PLACE:

  • $15 on my Etsy [excludes shipping!]
  • $25 in commissions
  • Custom horns*
  • Custom troll tee

*WITHIN REASON. Probably won’t accept Tavros or Condesce horns because wow I don’t want to give you a shitty pair I’m not a horn crafter extraordinaire but I will do fantrolls if they’re not crazy

For every 1000 notes, I’ll add another prize to this [1k = 3rd place, 2k = 4th place, etc].

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(via n4ut)


tinpockets:

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WILL ALWAYS SKETCH THE BIG BOOTY ZOMBIE CUTIE

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except there no booty in this one


itslikethatfrenchthing:

scienceing:

scienceing:

my friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner

corners are 90 degrees

I had to lean back in my chair and stare out the window for several minutes because I am so done with this website.

(via wishwonderful)


(via wecansexy)


awfulthinker:

I… tried take it as serious ship, I’m swear

(via fapping-scout)


the-lioness-rampant:

satanmoriarty:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

well what a shitty fanfiction this is

it doesn’t even have smut

(via littlecheshirecat)



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